worstest toys of 2008 on *i hate toys*

You remember the toys that made you cringe and spasm? The ones whose visage makes you piss and spit a cocktail of bile, venom and vinegar? That you've puked and swallowed back into your sensitive throats? The ones that claw at your delicate senses and impregnates you with a vivid sense of betrayal and mindrape? The ones who'd made you feel like you should've chopped off your own fingers before