Statuesque by Neil Gaiman

STATUESQUE is a short film written and directed by author Neil Gaiman, and starring Bill Nighy and Amanda Palmer [More on IMDb]. "Statuesque" was broadcast on Christmas Day in the UK on Sky 1, and is part of eleven films scheduled for nightly broadcast til January 31st, 2010. [More details via Neil's journal-entry] ... As for what the story is about, well, you'd have to watch it for yourself :)